quinta-feira, 25 de junho de 2009

I Love to say elevators










I love to say e-levators
por Maurici &t Santos

3C273, aqui base Alfa, informe distribuição de cores.
3C273: - Imagens rádio em falsas cores. Ajustando possibilidade de uso óptico. Braço espiral distorcido devido influência gravitacional de galáxia menor em aproximação. Sensores indicam radiação infravermelha de baixa intensidade de gás e poeira interestelares.

Aproximação em curso por NGC 5754 para calcular magnitude e iniciar curso com diagrama Hertzsprung-russel. Corpo tipo espectral AO, magnitude +1,4 . Supõe-se ser Sirius A, estrela quente, aproximadamente 10.000 ºC
Possível observar raias de cálcio na tela principal.

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- NG reporte base Alfa
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- 3C copy?
- 3C na escuta, prossiga base Alfa
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I love to say elevators

- 3C, temos uma interferência de Hackers na onda de frequência de 3,5 Gigahertz.
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- 3C informe posição e situação.

I love to say elevators

- 3C informa: diário de bordo da nave estelar NVGAR – Data estelar 7111. Compartimentos isolados da ala quântica em descompressão. Sistemas de hádrons ativados e em equilíbrio. Estruturas carbono-silício estáveis. Cinturão de asteróides Delta em progresso. Programação autônoma, NHC não-humanóide-tripulada. Missão: cybermutantes NGC 5754 e 3C273 devem abordar grupo de nebulosas das plêiades orbitais 126 mil anos-luz do complexo andrômeda e alfa-centauro, orbitando eclípitica de Io e pouso no satélite em 42 segundos. Ten four.
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- NG na escuta?
- NG na escuta, prossiga Base Alfa...
- NG informe situação:
- Descrição de atividades em curso: Sinapses de nêutrons avaliadas. Recarregando campo eletromagnético e redirecionando para 120,3 Gauss.
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- NG, Base Alfa detecta interferência de rádio pirata em ondas formato freqüência modulada FM: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...E aquilo que nesse momento se revelará aos povosSurpreenderá a todos, não por ser exóticoMas pelo fato de poder ter sempre estado oculto
Quando terá sido o óbvio...

- Alfa, o que significa ...povos.
- NG, povos está definido no SIG – Sistema de Informação Gerenciada, índice AAA2345.
- Módulo não acessado.
- Procure então o tópico SAD – Sistema de Apoio ‘a decisão.
- Positivo. Módulo acessado por NG. Povos: Scorm – Shereable content object reference model – modelo de referência a objetos compartilháveis de conteúdo.
- Nanotecnologia a serviço dos fluxos, NG.
- Ciente. Câmbio.
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- Alfa, do que se trata esta interferência, câmbio?
- NG, há uma pipa enroscada no cabo de fibra ótica de nossa antena de transmissão.
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- Vai Zé, puxa a rabiola...Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...puxa...agora
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- NG, parece também ser interferência na faixa de 100 Megahertz, provavelmente telefonia celular:
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- Peraí, deixa eu sair do elevador....melhorou agora?
- Melhorou – o que você pediu para levar?
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- Cara, você precisa trocar esse seu celular. É uma bos....Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Eu troquei o chip a semana passa....Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

- Base Alfa, solicita continuação da descrição:
- Positivo. NG informa: trens de pouso acionados e leitura cromática das inflexões do campo gravitacional em 8G.

- 3C, localize distância de aproximação, over.
- Positivo Alfa. Arqueamento do campo de fótons em curso. Etapa de colisão em desaceleração.

- Base Alfa?
- Prossiga NG
- O que significa bos...Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Curse SGA – sistema de gestão de aprendizagem – item FFF167.
- Positivo: Bos e mer informados por ESP – e-learning solution provider referem as 1ªs sílabas de vocábulos usados em procedimentos escatológicos excretados de seres carbono-oxigênio como resultado da digestão alimentar. Usados como sinônimos também para ser referir à qualidade de vida. – Exemplo: A vida está uma mer...a vida está uma bos...Cybermutantes não produzem e tampouco referem suas vidas nesta categoria de lógica.
- que bosta!
- Repita, Base alfa...
- Interferência NG, interferência. Desconsidere. Prossiga ajuste de 3C para pouso. Over?
- Over Alfa – Ângulo de aportagem 45º 32 minutos. Início de contagem regressiva:
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NG, 3C, reportem imediata situação, over.
NG, 3C, do you copy?

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Positivo Alfa – Fase de pouso concluída. Verificando danos. Vitrais plasmáticos de decodificação mostram espectros variados de baixa intensidade, evaporação com difração de raios X – Espectometria óptica revela sinais de impedância compatíveis com presença de amônia, carburetos e sulfeto de enxofre.
- NG, você ou 3C soltaram um “pum”, over?
- Negativo, Alfa.
- Ok, então deve ser da atmosfera mesmo.
- Certamente, Alfa, Over. NG e 3C informam abertura do portal exploratório da NVGAR e início de contato exterior. Eixo de corte longitudinal mostra atividade de chuva ácida.
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- NG, 3C, copy? Temos interferência de rádio amador, na faixa de 105 Kilohertz
- Tigre Uno, ta indo pronde?
- Valeu Tigre 2, to levando frete para Santa Cruz do Sul.
- Tu tens vale-transporte prá volta tchê?
- Nada irmão. . o bagulho tá uma bagaça Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Alfa na escuta?
- Prossiga 3C...
- O que significa bagulho?
- 3C, priorize lançamento de dispositivo de emissão de sinais para o Hubble. Esqueça o bagulho neste momento. Mande essa bagaça, digo imagens, para o telescópio.
- Alfa, o bagulho pode afetar nosso sistema de condicionamento?
- Negativo, 3C.
- E a bagaça?
- Negativo também 3C. Prossiga na missão sem mais questionamentos. Delete bagulho ou bagaça.
- Entendido. Mensagem enviada.
IO, SATÉLITE DE JÚPITER, POSSUI COMPLACÊNCIA META CIRCULAR E OVÓIDE. DIAGRAMAS TERMODINÂNICOS APONTAM COALIZÃO DE NEUTRINOS DE SPIN NEGATIVO EM DIREÇÃO ‘A LINHA AMARELA SEM ATENUAÇÃO DE SINAL ANISOTRÓPICO DE FLAPELA.
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- E aí mano, tu captastes esse som maneiro?
- O quê? Peguei um som muito irado aqui. Parece dum tal de Anísio que tá vindo pra favela brother! E vem com uns ovos – pode ser granada da pesada véio...Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- NG, 3C – recebemos mensagem truncada Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Temos interferências de rádio Am – jogo de futebol rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
...segue Daniel Alves pela esquerda, cruza a intermediária – vai levando – o time do São Paulo se fecha na cabeça da área. O tempo passa – 35 minutos do segundo tempo. Zero a Zero. O timão precisa de um gol. – Daniel toca pra Juninho. Juninho recebe, segura – toca – toca errado. Nilmar controla – vem Neves por trás e...falta, que falta feia - e é falta pra cartão, não é Neto?
- Falta pra cartão, o Neves aliás vai acabar sendo expul...Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I love to say elevators.
- Alfa na escuta?
- Prossiga NVGAR, over
- Terreno consolidado, amostras colhidas de gás sublimado formado predominantemente por sulfetos. Temperatura de superfície: - 128 ºC.
Acionado streaming para fechamento das quilhas. Pedido de permissão para lançamento e retirada.
- Positivo NG e 3C. Well done. Over.
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- Positivo Alfa.. aguarde...localizado algo sobre a superfície caminhando em direção ‘a nave...
- Confirme NG...
- Objeto não codificado. Parece ser um...um...
- Prossiga NG, over! NG, 3C prossiga, câmbio! NVGAR na escuta, responda!!!
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